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Pittsburgh Steelers Unveil New Retractable Roof For Their Upcoming Playoff Run

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The Pittsburgh Steelers are in shambles once again heading into the hunt for the playoffs and are looking at another early exit if they don’t reach a full collapse beforehand. To celebrate what will likely be another shit show for the franchise down the stretch, Steelers ownership has unveiled their new retractable roof with a toilet seat feature on Heinz Field Tuesday afternoon.

The Steelers already lost their star running back Le’Veon Bell after he quit on them and now will be without James Conner who filled in spectacularly. With the toughest schedule in the league coming up with games vs the Patriots and Saints the new design should be well represented.
“We wanted a design that would stand out, one that would reflect the Steelers, especially the part of when we get deep in the AFC Playoffs,” owner Art Rooney II told reporters during the ceremony. Unfortunately for Rooney and the Steelers chances are getting slimmer

It is a perfect fit for this un-coachable college dorm toilet of a team. If they had awards for being sloppy when it is all on the line the Steelers would take the title.